{"product_id":"you-cant-make-a-baby-in-the-butt-hoodie","title":"You Cant Make A Baby In The Butt Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:47acaf51-a0e0-4a22-8843-98a741bbdfa7-0\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-2\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"08223205-9355-4207-8318-4109ea36d47e\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"52\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"52\"\u003eYou Can’t Make a Baby in the Butt™ Unisex Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"135\"\u003eScience called. It’s tired. This hoodie does the explaining so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"425\"\u003eBold, unapologetic, and hilariously educational, this unisex hoodie delivers a public service announcement wrapped in soft, cozy fabric. Whether you’re sparking laughs, debates, or awkward silence at family gatherings, this hoodie gets the point across loud and clear.. no diagram required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"477\"\u003eMade for comfort and confidence, it’s perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"582\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"504\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"504\"\u003ePeople who enjoy facts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"533\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"533\"\u003ePeople who enjoy sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"582\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"582\"\u003ePeople who are \u003cem data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"557\"\u003edone\u003c\/em\u003e explaining the obvious\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"597\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"597\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"892\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"672\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"672\"\u003eSoft, durable fabric that feels good while making others uncomfortable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"724\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"724\"\u003eUnisex fit because common sense knows no gender\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"803\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"803\"\u003eEye-catching design that pairs well with jeans, boots, and raised eyebrows\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"892\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"892\"\u003eIdeal for casual wear, bar nights, cookouts, or correcting the internet in real life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"1008\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"906\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause laughter, side-eye, or someone saying, “Wow… that’s bold.”\u003cbr data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"978\"\u003eWear responsibly. 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